True stories that make for a great comedy

Like locking yourself in the bathroom unable to get out. You have no phone, towel, robe, no nothing. Oh, wait, you can knock on the wall to get your neighbor's attention. You finally have their full attention, and yes, talking to you through your jammed bathroom door. And aren't you lucky. Since they can't get you out, they insist on being a good Samaritan and call the fire department to release you from your dungeon. Yep, and opening up a hole you wanted to bury yourself in because the firefighter saving your naked butt is drop-dead gorgeous. Oh, yeah, the neighbor was male as well. Don't ask. lol

Or the time when you're performing a professional dance routine with your model (real male model) dance partner in the good 'ole disco days. (Okay, I'm showing my age.) Add in the fact your stiletto heel breaks off, down you go with your wrap around skirt swallowing you whole and revealing everything, well almost everything except for your scant pair of panties, the good Lord gave you. Hmmm...I think I'm seeing a routine here. :)

I'd like to say the above two incidents were fiction. Truly I would. Awww...those moments you'd like to forget. Don't you agree that they'd make great scenes in a comedy. With a different face. Different body.

Come on, spill. What's happened in your life that would make for a great comedy?

Okay, you can quit laughing now. :)

Until next time.